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Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
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In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
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Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...