Are jokes

Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!

If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.

Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.

Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.