Are jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Like if you are emo.

Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.

Orphan: Mine are never.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Why does your mom hate you?

Because you are a loser.

How many feet are in feet?

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

What song does an orphan hate?

"We Are Family."

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

Hi, how are you today?

Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.

Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?

Other man: Because.

Man: Because why!?

Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Why can’t you yell at a kid?

Because the cops are after you.