Are jokes

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Hey D.K., how are you? :)

Love you!

"Prince? Are you still there?"

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

You are short.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

I remember my grandfather's last words:

"Are you holding the ladder?"

Are you lightning?

Because you're McQueen.

How long are you? I

You are the joke.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."