Are jokes
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Memes
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚