Are jokes
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.