Are jokes

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

Why are orphans so successful?

When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?

Because there's no space jam.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?