Are jokes
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Memes
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.