Are jokes
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Memes
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.