Are jokes
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Memes
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.