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6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

Dark jokes are just like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.

Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

Doctor: The morgue.

Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

Doctor: And we're not there yet!

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.