Are jokes
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Memes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!