Are jokes

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?

Shut up and cut the coke.

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.