Are jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Memes
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.