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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Most likely because they can't find home.

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

They are hairy.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.