Are jokes
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Memes
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! π¦
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. π€£π€£π€£π€£
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!