Are jokes
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Memes
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."