Are jokes
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Memes
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?