Are jokes
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Memes
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!