Are jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

'Cause they are dead.

Women are like dogs...

"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"

"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"

"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."

SHOES

When is a rapist safe around children?

When his plans are oven ready.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?

They both got bleached!

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!

My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?

Bored?

Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?