Aquarium jokes
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...
