I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
what is a fish without i's fsh
gay fish.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
why are fish smart
they live in a school
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
