Aquarium

Aquarium Jokes

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!