Anus jokes

What's NASA's grossest mission?

Probing Uranus.

My name has "anus" in it.

What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.

What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.

Oh, look! It's Uranus!

More like your anus.

I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Baby, here's my anus.

Baby, too, where's my anus?

I sucked your mom's anus.

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Butthole.

Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

It’s because they want to be in Uranus.

You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.