ANS jokes
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
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Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.