ANS jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.