ANS jokes
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.