Ankle jokes

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

Taja?

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.

What did the ankle say to the doorman?

You are a nonsense.

Karolien's life.

Never eat more than you can lift.

What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.

Joke.

you.

I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.