Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
Only a tru MHA fan would understand
Why does animals cross the road because it is funny do you say dogs and cats
after I see an anime boy acting cool me at school acting cool my brothers hes just acting cool me;-; I'm gonna kill u 0.0
