Animal lover jokes

Gas

  • Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.

    Just trying to gas her up a little bit.

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  • Animal

  • "I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

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  • Butcher

  • "I work with animals," the man said to his date.

    His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

    "I am a butcher," said the man.

    Butcher

  • *on a date*

    me - "I get to work with animals all day."

    her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

    me - "I'm a butcher."

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  • Community talk

  • Dear Sarah,

    Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more