Animal lover jokes

Gas

  • Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.

    Just trying to gas her up a little bit.

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  • Animal

  • "I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

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  • Butcher

  • "I work with animals," the man said to his date.

    His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

    "I am a butcher," said the man.

    Butcher

  • *on a date*

    me - "I get to work with animals all day."

    her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

    me - "I'm a butcher."

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