Reel jokes
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."