I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
disabled people can help wold to get printed copy of " LEANING TOWER OF PISA "
exactly leaned at an angle
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
