And jokes

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?

RHYME and REPEAT.