And jokes

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and all over their land.