And jokes

What has a head and tail but no legs?

A penny.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Levi and Andrew are fat.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"

When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?

None, the rest fly away.

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

A sexy female.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?

To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Yum!

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

I kicked a goose, and I liked it!

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?