And jokes

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Let’s make this the most liked and commented [post].

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?

A school bus full of kids.

Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?