And jokes

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?

Trump's dead Russian mates.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.