And jokes

What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?

A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked!

Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

What's long and black, the line to KFC.

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.

The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/