And jokes
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Memes
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.