And jokes

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?

Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.

What do dark humor and food have in common?

Some get it, some don't.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.

My hopes and dreams.

What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?

They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”