And jokes

Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.

Time for a remake!

The dear God created the man.

Then he created woman.

When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?

They both use strap on tools.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

Why are life and a penis alike?

Women make both of them hard.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.