And jokes

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?

A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.

I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

Why are most absent dads mechanics?

They like to nut and bolt.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.