And jokes

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.

What is black and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?

They're both chubby.

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.