And jokes

What is the same thing between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

What is yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.

What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?

Beauty!

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.

What's green and has wheels? Grass.

I was just lying about the wheels.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.

Or a stick with poo on it.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.