And jokes

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

Why can't an orphan suck my nut?

A girl can, one knows how.

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?

They both like oil.

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?

One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.

Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

My dad came back!

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.

The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.

Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.

My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."

Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A: A pool table.

Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.

What's black and at the top of a staircase?

Not Stephen Hawking.

I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."