And jokes
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.