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The Three Year Dive

A German, a Japanese, and a Chinese person meet for a diving competition.

The German can stay underwater for 3 minutes, the Japanese for 30 minutes, and the Chinese for 3 years. The German and the Japanese return first. Finally, the Chinese person comes back up. The Chinese person says: "De chinai gar ne dum, de yo bot rum farin antin met dam!"

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. The guy didn't actually hold his breath for three years; he was just hanging out in a submarine. The 'gibberish' at the end is just a bad German accent saying they aren't stupid because they have boats. You'd probably drown in a bowl of cereal, so don't get any ideas about diving.

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