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American jokes

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

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    • Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.

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    • What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.

    I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.