Ambiguity jokes

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

I stole one's balls.

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

🚲 🚲 🚲

😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.