Ambiguity jokes

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob? He made her.

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...

...is that a romantic jester?

Teacher: "What's your name?"

Student: "Hang on a second."

10 seconds later:

Teacher: "Is something wrong?"

Student: "Hang on a second!"

20 seconds later:

Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"

Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"

Student: "Hang on a second!"

Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"

Student: "Just listen to me!"

Teacher: "Go on, speak!"

Student: "Hang on a second!"

Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"

Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

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I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

Eschew obfuscation.

I'm Clueless.

By M. T. Head.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

I stole one's balls.