Ambiguity jokes

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

I stole one's balls.

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

🚲 🚲 🚲

😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.