Ambiguity jokes

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

I stole one's balls.

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”