Ambiguity jokes
Teacher: "What's your name?"
Student: "Hang on a second."
10 seconds later:
Teacher: "Is something wrong?"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
20 seconds later:
Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"
Student: "Just listen to me!"
Teacher: "Go on, speak!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
I stole one's balls.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.