Ambiguity jokes

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

I stole one's balls.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.