Ambiguity jokes
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
I stole one's balls.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.