Ake jokes

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

You just made a Mist-ake.

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.

Blue Takis?

Mushroom?

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What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.

A pa_pıe_rus.