25+ Ake Jokes

Q: What comes before 47?

A: AK

When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

A man in a suit stands behind a table that has a sign on it which reads "Lemonade $.75, Cookies 2 for $1.00, AK-47 $700." There are also a pitcher of lemonade, some cookies, and an AK-47 on the table.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

Kid: AK!

Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿‍♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

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I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.